According to DQ: Evangelism

Some weeks ago, we walked towards a lady who was trying to pick something up from her front pouch. We exchanged greetings and spoke to her for a bit and as we walked away, my daughter (DQ - she'll be five next month) said,"Mummy, I wanted to ask her if she knows Jesus. It's good [...]

Shut up, you liar!

The fool: "You saw it and you didn't fix it, you obviously don't love me, so I'll do it myself . . ." Me: "Shut up, you liar. I'm not thinking that about my husband, he loves me and that's all I care to know" *** The fool: "I'm surely going to get fired, there's no [...]